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I thought the King had more affected the
Duke of Albany, then Cornwall.
It did alwayes seeme so to vs: But
now in the diuision of the Kingdome, it appeares not which of the Dukes hee valewes
most, for qualities are so weigh'd, that curiosity in neither, can make choise of eithers moity.
Is not this your Son, my Lord?
His breeding Sir, hath bin at my charge. I haue
so often blush'd to acknowledge him, that now I am
braz'd too't.
I cannot conceiue you.
Sir, this yong Fellowes mother could; wherevpon she grew round womb'd, and had indeede (Sir) a
Sonne for her Cradle, ere she had husband for her bed.
Do you smell a fault?
I cannot wish the fault vndone, the issue of it,
being so proper.
But I haue a Sonne, Sir, by order of Law, some
yeere elder then this; who, yet is no deerer in my account, though this Knaue came somthing sawcily to the
world before he was sent for: yet was his Mother fayre,
there was good sport at his making, and the horson must
be acknowledged. Doe you know this Noble Gentleman, Edmond?
No, my Lord.
My Lord of Kent:
Remember him heereafter, as my Honourable Friend.
My seruices to your Lordship.
I must loue you, and sue to know you better.
Sir, I shall study deseruing.
He hath bin out nine yeares, and away he shall
againe. The King is comming.
Sister, it is not little I haue to say,
Of what most neerely appertaines to vs both,
I thinke our Father will hence to night. with vs.
That's most certaine, and with you: next moneth
You see how full of changes his age is, the obseruation we haue made of it hath beene little; he alwaies
lou'd our Sister most, and with what poore iudgement he
hath now cast her off, appeares too grossely.
'Tis the infirmity of his age, yet he hath euer but
slenderly knowne himselfe.
The best and soundest of his time hath bin but
rash, then must we looke from his age, to receiue not alone the imperfections of long ingraffed condition, but
therewithall the vnruly way-wardnesse, that infirme and
cholericke yeares bring with them.
Such vnconstant starts are we like to haue from
him, as this of Kents banishment.
There is further complement of leaue-taking betweene France and him, pray you let vs sit together, if our
Father carry authority with such disposition as he beares,
this last surrender of his will but offend vs.
We shall further thinke of it.
We must do something, and i'th'heate.
Why so earnestly seeke you to put vp yt Letter?
No? what needed then that terrible dispatch of
it into your Pocket ? The quality of nothing, hath not
such neede to hide it selfe. Let's see: come, if it bee nothing, I shall not neede Spectacles.
I beseech you Sir, pardon mee; it is a Letter
from my Brother, that I haue not all ore-read; and for so
much as I haue perus'd, I finde it not fit for your ore-looking.
Giue me the Letter, Sir.
I shall offend, either to detaine, or giue it:
The Contents, as in part I vnderstand them,
Are too blame.
Let's see, let's see.
I hope for my Brothers iustification, hee wrote
this but as an essay, or taste of my Vertue.
This policie, and reuerence of Age, makes the
world bitter to the best of our times : keepes our Fortunes from
vs, till our oldnesse cannot rellish them. I begin to finde an idle
and fond bondage, in the oppression of aged tyranny, who swayes
not as it hath power , but as it is suffer'd. Come to me, that of
this I may speake more . If our Father would sleepe till I wak'd
him, you should enioy halfe his Reuennew for euer, and liue the
beloued of your Brother.
Edgar.
Hum? Conspiracy? Sleepe till I wake him, you should
enioy halfe his Reuennew: my Sonne Edgar, had hee a
hand to write this? A heart and braine to breede it in?
When came you to this? Who brought it?
It was not brought mee, my Lord; there's the
cunning of it. I found it throwne in at the Casement of
my Closset.
You know the character to be your Brothers?
If the matter were good my Lord, I durst swear
it were his: but in respect of that, I would faine thinke it
were not.
It is his.
It is his hand, my Lord: but I hope his heart is
not in the Contents.
Has he neuer before sounded you in this busines?
Neuer my Lord. But I haue heard him oft maintaine it to be fit, that Sonnes at perfect age, and Fathers
declin'd, the Father should bee as Ward to the Son, and
the Sonne manage his Reuennew.
O Villain, villain: his very opinion in the Letter. Abhorred Villaine, vnnaturall, detested, brutish
Villaine; worse then brutish: Go sirrah, seeke him: Ile
apprehend him. Abhominable Villaine, where is he?
I do not well know my L. If it shall please you to
suspend your indignation against my Brother, til you can
deriue from him better testimony of his intent, you shold
run a certaine course: where, if you violently proceed against him, mistaking his purpose, it would make a great
gap in your owne Honor, and shake in peeces, the heart of
his obedience. I dare pawne downe my life for him, that
he hath writ this to feele my affection to your Honor, &
to no other pretence of danger.
Thinke you so?
If your Honor iudge it meete, I will place you
where you shall heare vs conferre of this, and by an Auricular assurance haue your satisfaction, and that without
any further delay, then this very Euening.
He cannot bee such a Monster. Edmond seeke
him out: winde me into him, I pray you: frame the Businesse after your owne wisedome. I would vnstate my
selfe, to be in a due resolution.
I will seeke him Sir, presently: conuey the businesse as I shall find meanes, and acquaint you withall.
These late Eclipses in the Sun and Moone portend no good to vs: though the wisedome of Nature can
reason it thus, and thus, yet Nature finds it selfe scourg'd
by the sequent effects. Loue cooles, friendship falls off,
Brothers diuide. In Cities, mutinies; in Countries, discord; in Pallaces, Treason; and the Bond crack'd, 'twixt
Sonne and Father. This villaine of mine comes vnder the
prediction; there's Son against Father, the King fals from
byas of Nature, there's Father against Childe. We haue
seene the best of our time. Machinations, hollownesse,
treacherie, and all ruinous disorders follow vs disquietly
to our Graues. Find out this Villain, Edmond, it shall lose
thee nothing, do it carefully: and the Noble & true-harted Kent banish'd; his offence, honesty. 'Tis strange.
This is the excellent foppery of the world, that
when we are sicke in fortune,often the surfets of our own
behauiour, we make guilty of our disasters, the Sun, the
Moone, and Starres, as if we were villaines on necessitie,
Fooles by heauenly compulsion, Knaues, Theeues, and
Treachers by Sphericall predominance. Drunkards,Lyars,and Adulterers by an inforc'd obedience of Planatary
influence; and all that we are euill in, by a diuine thrusting on. An admirable euasion of Whore-master-man,
to lay his Goatish disposition on the charge of a Starre,
My father compounded with my mother vnder the Dragons taile, and my Natiuity was vnder Vrsa Maior, so
that it followes, I am rough and Leacherous. I should
haue bin that I am, had the maidenlest Starre in the Firmament twinkled on my bastardizing.
Pat: he comes like the Catastrophe of the old Comedie:
my Cue is villanous Melancholly, with a sighe like Tom
o'Bedlam. ---O these Eclipses do portend these diuisions. Fa, Sol, La, Me.
How now Brother Edmond, what serious contemplation are you in?
I am thinking Brother of a prediction I read this
other day, what should follow these Eclipses.
Do you busie your selfe with that?
I promise you, the effects he writes of, succeede
vnhappily.
When saw you my Father last ?
The night gone by.
Spake you with him ??
I, two houres together.
Parted you in good termes ? Found you no displeasure in him, by word, nor countenance?
None at all,
Bethink your selfe wherein you may haue offended him: and at my entreaty forbeare his presence, vntill
some little time hath qualified the heat of his displeasure,
which at this instant so rageth in him, that with the mischiefe of your person, it would scarsely alay.
Some Villaine hath done me wrong.
That's my feare, I pray you haue a continent
forbearance till the speed of his rage goes slower: and as
I say, retire with me to my lodging, from whence I will
fitly bring you to heare my Lord speake: pray ye goe,
there's my key: if you do stirre abroad, goe arm'd.
Arm'd, Brother?
Brother, I aduise you to the best, I am no honest
man, if ther be any good meaning toward you: I haue told
you what I haue seene, and heard: But faintly. Nothing
like the image, and horror of it, pray you away.
Shall I heare from you anon?
Let me not stay a iot for dinner, go get it ready: how now, what art thou?
A man Sir.
What dost thou professe? What would'st thou
with vs?
I do professe to be no lesse then I seeme; to serue
him truely that will put me in trust, to loue him that is
honest, to conuerse with him that is wise and saies little, to
feare iudgement, to fight when I cannot choose, and to
eate no fish.
What art thou?
A very honest hearted Fellow, and as poore as
the King.
If thou be'st as poore for a subiect,as hee's for a
King, thou art poore enough. What wouldst thou?
Seruice.
Who wouldst thou serue?
You.
Do'st thou know me fellow?
No Sir, but you haue that in your countenance,
which I would faine call Master.
What's that?
Authority.
What seruices canst thou do?
I can keepe honest counsaile, ride, run, marre a
curious tale in telling it, and deliuer a plaine message
bluntly: that which ordinary men are fit for, I am quallified in, and the best of me, is Dilligence.
How old art thou?
Not so young Sir to loue a woman for singing,
nor so old to dote on her for any thing. I haue yeares on
my backe forty eight.
Follow me, thou shalt serue me, if I like thee no
worse after dinner, I will not part from thee yet. Dinner
ho, dinner, where's my knaue? my Foole? Go you and call
my Foole hither. You you Sirrah, where's my Daughter?
So please you----
What saies the Fellow there? Call the Clotpole backe: wher's my Foole? Ho, I thinke the world's
asleepe, how now? Where's that Mungrell?
He saies my Lord, your Daughters is not well.
Why came not the slaue backe to me when I
call'd him?
Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he
would not.
He would not ?
My Lord, I know not what the matter is,
but to my iudgement your Highnesse is not entertain'd
with that Ceremonious affection as you were wont,
theres a great abatement of kindnesse appeares as well in
the generall dependants, as in the Duke himselfe also, and
your Daughter.
Ha? Saist thou so?
I beseech you pardon me my Lord, if I bee
mistaken, for my duty cannot be silent, when I thinke
your Highnesse wrong'd.
Thou but remembrest me of mine owne Conception, I haue perceiued a most faint neglect of late,
which I haue rather blamed as mine owne iealous curiositie, then as a very pretence and purpose of vnkindnesse;
I will looke further intoo't: but where's my Foole? I
haue not seene him this two daies.
Since my young Ladies going into France
Sir, the Foole hath much pined away.
No more of that, I haue noted it well, goe you
and tell my Daughter, I would speake with her. Goe you
call hither my Foole; Oh you Sir, you, come you hither
Sir, who am I Sir?
My Ladies Father.
My Ladies Father? my Lords knaue, you whorson dog, you slaue, you curre.
I am none of these my Lord,
I beseech your pardon.
Do you bandy lookes with me, you Rascall?
Ile not be strucken my Lord.
Nor tript neither, you base Foot-ball plaier.
I thanke thee fellow.
Thou seru'st me, and Ile loue thee.
Come sir, arise, away, Ile teach you differences:
away, away, if you will measure your lubbers length againe, tarry, but away, goe too, haue you wisedome, so.
Now my friendly knaue I thanke thee, there's
earnest of thy seruice.
Let me hire him too, here's my Coxcombe.
How now my pretty knaue, how dost thou?
Sirrah, you were best take my Coxcombe.
Why my Boy?
Why? for taking ones part that's out of fauour,
nay, & thou canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch
colde shortly, there take my Coxcombe; why this fellow
ha's banish'd two on's Daughters, and did the third a
blessing against his will, if thou follow him, thou must
needs weare my Coxcombe. How now Nunckle? would
I had two Coxcombes and two Daughters.
Why my Boy?
If I gaue them all my liuing, I'ld keepe my Coxcombes my selfe, there's mine, beg another of thy
Daughters.
Take heed Sirrah, the whip.
Truth's a dog must to kennell, hee must bee
whipt out, when the Lady Brach may stand by'th'fire
and stinke.
A pestilent gall to me.
Sirha, Ile teach thee a speech.
Do.
Marke it Nuncle;
Haue more then thou showest,
Speake lesse then thou knowest,
Lend lesse then thou owest,
Ride more then thou goest,
Learne more then thou trowest,
Set lesse then thou throwest;
Leaue thy drinke and thy whore,
And keepe in a dore,
And thou shalt haue more,
Then two tens to a score.
This is nothing Foole.
Then 'tis like the breath of an vnfeed Lawyer,
you gaue me nothing for't, can you make no vse of nothing Nuncle ?
Why no Boy,
Nothing can be made out of nothing.
Prythee tell him, so much the rent of his land
comes to, he will not beleeue a Foole.
A bitter Foole.
Do'st thou know the difference my Boy, betweene a bitter Foole, and a sweet one.
No Lad, reach me.
Nunckle, giue me an egge, and Ile giue thee
two Crownes.
What two Crownes shall they be?
Why after I haue cut the egge i'th'middle and
eate vp the meate, the two Crownes of the egge : when
thou clouest thy Crownes i'th'middle, and gau'st away
both parts, thou boar'st thine Asse on thy backe o're the
durt, thou had'st little wit in thy bald crowne, when thou
gau'st thy golden one away ; if I speake like my selfe in
this, let him be whipt that first findes it so.
Fooles had nere lesse grace in a yeere,
For wisemen are growne foppish,
And know not how their wits to weare,
Their manners are so apish.
When were you wont to be so full of Songs sirrah?
I haue vsed it Nunckle, ere since thou mad'st
thy Daughters thy Mothers, for when thou gau'st them
the rod, and put'st downe thine owne breeches, then they
For sodaine ioy did weepe,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a King should play bo-peepe,
And goe the Foole among.
Pry'thy Nunckle keepe a Schoolemaster that can teach
thy Foole to lie, I would faine learne to lie.
And you lie sirrah, wee'l haue you whipt.
I maruell what kin thou and thy daughters are,
they'l haue me whipt for speaking true: thou'lt haue me
whipt for lying, and sometimes I am whipt for holding
my peace. I had rather be any kind o'thing then a foole,
and yet I would not be thee Nunckle, thou hast pared thy
wit o'both sides, and left nothing i'th'middle; heere
comes one o'the parings.
Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no
need to care for her frowning, now thou art an O without a figure, I am better then thou art now, I am a Foole,
thou art nothing. Yes forsooth I will hold my tongue, so
your face bids me, though you say nothing.
Mum, mum, he that keepes nor crust, not crum,
Weary of all, shall want some. That's a sheal'd Pescod.
For you know Nunckle, the Hedge-Sparrow
fed the Cuckoo so long, that it's had it head bit off by it
young, so out went the Candle, and we were left darkling.
May not an Asse know, when the Cart drawes
the Horse ?
Whoop Iugge I loue thee.
Lears shadow.
Nunkle Lear, Nunkle Lear,
Tarry, take the Foole with thee:
A Fox, when one has caught her,
And such a Daughter,
Should sure to the Slaughter,
If my Cap would buy a Halter,
So the Foole followes after.
Go you before to Gloster with these Letters;
acquaint my Daughter no further with any thing you
know, then comes from her demand out of the Letter,
if your Dilligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore
you.
I will not sleepe my Lord, till I haue deliuered
your Letter.
If a mans braines were in's heeles, wert not in
danger of kybes?
I Boy.
Then I prythee be merry, thy wit shall not go
slip-shod.
Ha,ha,ha.
Shalt see thy other Daughter will vse thee kindly, for though she's as like this, as a Crabbe's like an
Apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.
What can'st tell Boy?
She will taste as like this as, a Crabbe do's to a
Crab: thou canst tell why ones nose stands i'th'middle
on's face?
No.
Why to keepe ones eyes of either side's nose,
that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.
Can'st tell how an Oyster makes his shell?
No.
Nor I neither; but I can tell why a Snaile ha's
a house.
Why?
Why to put's head in, not to giue it away to his
daughters, and leaue his hornes without a case.
Thy Asses are gone about 'em; the reason why
the seuen Starres are no mo then seuen, is a pretty reason.
Yes indeed, thou would'st make a good Foole.
If thou wert my Foole Nunckle, Il'd haue thee
beaten for being old before thy time.
Thou shouldst not haue bin old, till thou hadst
bin wise.
Saue thee Curan.
And your Sir, I haue bin
With your Father, and giuen him notice
That the Duke of Cornwall, and Regan his Duchesse
Will be here with him this night.
How comes that?
Nay I know not, you haue heard of the newes abroad, I meane the whisper'd ones, for they are yet but
ear-kissing arguments.
Not I: pray you what are they?
Haue you heard of no likely Warres toward,
'Twixt the Dukes of Cornwall, and Albany?
Not a word.
You may do then in time,
Fare you well Sir.
Good dawning to thee Friend, art of this house?
I.
Where may we set our horses?
I'th'myre.
Prythee, if thou lou'st me, tell me.
I loue thee not.
Why then I care not for thee.
If I had thee in Lipsbury Pinfold, I would make
thee care for me.
Why do'st thou vse me thus? I know thee not.
Fellow I know thee.
What do'st thou know me for?
A Knaue, a Rascall, an eater of broken meates, a
base, proud, shallow, beggerly, three-suited-hundred
pound, filthy woosted-stocking knaue, a Lilly-liuered,
action-taking, whoreson glasse-gazing super-seruiceable
finicall Rogue, one Trunke-inheriting slaue, one that
would'st be a Baud in way of good seruice, and art nothing but the composition of a Knaue, Begger, Coward,
Pandar, and the Sonne and Heire of a Mungrill Bitch,
one whom I will beate into clamours whining, if thou
deny'st the least sillable of thy addition.
Why, what a monstrous Fellow art thou, thus
to raile on one, that is neither knowne of thee, nor
knowes thee?
What a brazen-fac'd Varlet art thou, to deny
thou knowest me ? Is it two dayes since I tript vp thy
heeles, and beate thee before the King? Draw you rogue,
for though it be night, yet the Moone shines, Ile make a
sop oth'Moonshine of you, you whoreson Cullyenly
Barber-monger, draw.
Away, I haue nothing to do with thee.
Draw you Rascall, you come with Letters against the King, and take Vanitie the puppets part, against the Royaltie of her Father: draw you Rogue, or
Ile so carbonado your shanks, draw you Rascall, come
your waies.
Helpe, ho, murther, helpe.
Strike you slaue: stand rogue, stand you neat
slaue, strike.
Helpe hoa, murther, murther.
How now, what's the matter?
With you goodman Boy, if you please, come,
Ile flesh ye, come on yong Master.
Weapons? Armes? what's the matter here?
Keepe peace vpon your liues, he dies that strikes
againe, what is the matter?
The Messengers from our Sister, and the King?
What is your difference, speake?
I am scarce in breath my Lord.
No Maruell, you haue so bestir'd your valour,
you cowardly Rascall, nature disclaimes in thee: a Taylor
made thee.
Thou art a strange fellow, a Taylor make a man?
A Taylor Sir, a Stone-cutter, or a Painter, could
not haue made him so ill, though they had bin but two
yeares oth'trade.
This ancient Ruffian Sir, whose life I haue spar'd
at sute of his gray-beard.
Thou whoreson Zed, thou vnnecessary letter:
my Lord, if you will giue me leaue, I will tread this vnboulted villaine into morter, and daube the wall of a
Iakes with him. Spare my gray-beard, you wagtaile?
To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much; I know Sir, I am no flatterer, he that beguild you in a plaine accent, was a plaine Knaue, which
for my part I will not be, though I should win your
displeasure to entreat me too't.
Hah, ha, he weares Cruell Garters Horses are
tide by the heads, Dogges and Beares by'th'necke,
Monkies by'th'loynes, and Men by'th'legs: when a man
ouerlustie at legs, then he weares wodden nether-stocks.
And thou hadst beene set i'th'Stockes for that
question, thoud'st well deseru'd it.
Wee'l set thee to schoole to an Ant, to teach
thee ther's no labouring i'th'winter. All that follow their
noses, are led by their eyes, but blinde men, and there's
not a nose among twenty, but can smell him that's stinking; let go thy hold, when a great wheele runs downe a
hill, least it breake thy necke with following. But the
great one that goes vpward, let him draw thee after:
when a wiseman giues thee better counsell giue me mine
againe, I would hause none but knaues follow it, since a
Foole giues it.
That Sir, which serues and seekes for gaine,
And followes but for forme;
Will packe, when it begins to raine,
And leaue thee in the storme,
But I will tarry, the Foole will stay,
And let the wiseman flie:
The knaue turnes Foole that runnes away,
The Foole noknaue perdie.
Where learn'd you this Foole ?
Not i'th'Stocks Foole.
Cry to it Nunckle, as the Cockney did to the
Eeles, when she put 'em i'th'Paste aliue, she knapt 'em
o'th'coxcombs with a sticke, and cryed downe wantons,
downe; 'twas her Brother, that in pure kindnesse to his
Horse buttered his Hay.
O Nunkle, Court holy-water in a dry house, is
better then this Rain-water out o' doore. Good Nunkle,
in, aske thy Daughters blessing, heere's a night pitties
neither Wisemen, nor Fooles.
He that has a house to put's head in, has a good
Head-peece:
The Codpiece that will house, before the head has any;
The Head, and he shall Lowse: so Beggers marry many.
The man yt makes his Toe, what he his Hart shold make,
Shall of a Corne cry woe, and turne his sleepe to wake.
For there was neuer yet faire woman, but shee made
mouthes in a glasse.
Marry here's Grace, and a Codpiece, that's a
Wiseman, and a Foole.
He that has and a little-tyne wit,
With heigh-ho, the Winde and the Raine,
Must make content with his Fortunes fit,
Though the Raine it raineth euery day.
This is a braue night to coole a Curtizan:
Ile speake a Prophesie ere I go:
When Priests are more in word, then matter;
When Brewers marre their Malt with water;
When Nobles are their Taylors Tutors,
No Heretiques burn'd, but wenches Sutors;
When euery Case in Law, is right;
No Squire in debt, nor no poore Knight;
When Slanders do not liue in Tongues;
Nor Cut-purses come not to throngs;
When Vsurers tell their Gold i'th'Field,
And Baudes, and whores, do Churches build,
Then shal the Realme of Albion, come to great confusion:
Then comes the time, who liues to see't,
That going shal be vs'd with feet.
This prophecie Merlin shall make, for I liue before his time.
Go too; say you nothing. There is diuision betweene the Dukes, and a worsse matter then that: I haue
receiued a Letter this night, 'tis dangerous to be spoken,
I haue lock'd the Letter in my Closset, these iniuries the
King now beares, will be reuenged home; ther is part of
a Power already footed, we must incline to the King, I
will looke him, and priuily relieue him; goe you and
maintaine talke with the Duke, that my charity be not of
him perceiued; If he aske for me, I am ill, and gone to
bed, if I die for it, (as no lesse is threatned me) the King
my old Master must be relieued. There is strange things
toward Edmund, pray you be carefull.
Come not in heere Nuncle, here's a spirit, helpe
me, helpe me.
A spirite, a spirite, he sayes his name's poore
Tom.
Away, the foule Fiend followes me, through the
sharpe Hauthorne blow the windes. Humh, goe to thy
bed and warme thee.
Did'st thou giue all to thy Daughters? And art
thou come to this?
Who giues any thing to poore Tom? Whom
the foule fiend hath led though Fire, and through Flame,
through Sword, and Whirle-Poole, o're Bog, and Quagmire, that hath laid Kniues vnder his Pillow, and Halters
in his Pue, set Rats-bane by his Porredge, made him
Proud of heart, to ride on a Bay trotting Horse, ouer foure
incht Bridges, to course his owne shadow for a Traitor.
Blisse thy fiue Wits, Toms a cold. O do, de, do, de, do de,
blisse thee from Whirle-Windes, Starre-blasting, and taking, do poore Tom some charitie, whom the foule Fiend
vexes. There could I haue him now, and there, and there
againe, and there.
Nay, he reseru'd a Blanket, else we had bin all
sham'd.
Pillicock sat on Pillicock hill, alow: alow, loo, loo.
This cold night will turne vs all to Fooles,and
Madmen.
Take heed o'th'foule Fiend, obey thy Parents, keepe thy words Iustice, sweare not, commit not,
with mans sworne Spouse: set not thy Sweet-heart on
proud array. Tom's a cold.
What hast thou bin?
A Seruingman? Proud in heart, and minde; that
curl'd my haire, wore Gloues in my cap; seru'd the Lust
of my Mistris heart, and did the acte of darkenesse with
her. Swore as many Oathes, as I spake words, & broke
them in the sweet face of Heauen. One, that slept in the
contriuing of Lust, and wak'd to doe it. Wine lou'd I
deerely, Dice deerely;and in Woman, out-Paramour'd
the Turke. False of heart, light of eare, bloody of hand;
Hog in sloth, Foxe in stealth, Wolfe in greedinesse, Dog
in madnes, Lyon in prey. Let not the creaking of shooes,
Nor the rustling of Silkes, betray thy poore heart to woman. Keepe thy foote out of Brothels, thy hand out of
Plackets, thy pen from Lenders Bookes, and defye the
foule Fiend. Still through the Hauthorne blowes the
cold winde: Sayes suum, mun, nonny, Dolphin my Boy,
Boy Sesey: let him trot by.
Thou wert better in a Graue, then to answere
with thy vncouer'd body, this extremitie of the Skies. Is
man no more then this? Consider him well. Thou ow'st
the Worme no Silke; the Beast, no Hide; the Sheepe, no
Wooll; the Cat, no perfume. Ha? Here's three on's are
sophisticated. Thou art the thing it selfe; vnaccommodated man, is no more but such a poore, bare, forked Animall as thou art. Off, off you Lendings: Come, vnbutton heere.
Prythee Nunckle be contented, 'tis a naughtie
night to swimme in. Now a little fire in a wilde Field,
were like an old Letchers heart, a small spark, all the rest
on's body, cold: Looke, heere comes a walking fire.
This is the foule Flibbertigibbet; hee begins at
Curfew, and walkes at first Cocke : Hee giues the Web
and the Pin, squints the eye, and makes the Hare-lippe;
Mildewes the white Wheate, and hurts the poore Creature of earth.
Swithold footed thrice the old,
He met the Night-Mare, and her nine-fold;
Bid her a-light, and her troth-plight,
And aroynt thee Witch, aroynt thee.
Poore Tom, that eates the swimming Frog, the
Toad, the Tod-pole, the wall-Neut, and the water: that
in the furie of his heart, when the foule Fiend rages, eats
Cow-dung for Sallets; swallowes the old Rat, and the
ditch-Dogge; drinkes the green Mantle of the standing
Poole: who is whipt from Tything to Tything, and
stockt, punish'd, and imprison'd: who hath three Suites
to his backe, sixe shirts to his body:
Horse to ride, and weapon to weare:
But Mice, and Rats, and such small Deare,
Haue bin Toms food, for seuen long yeare:
Beware my Follower. Peace Smulkin, peace thou Fiend.
I will haue my reuenge, ere I depart his house.
How my Lord, I may be censured, that Nature
thus giues way to Loyaltie, something feares mee to
thinke of.
I now perceiue, it was not altogether your
Brothers euill disposition made him seeke his death: but
a prouoking merit set a-worke by a reprouable badnesse
in himselfe.
How malicious is my fortune, that I must repent to be iust? This is the Letter which hee spoake of;
which approues him an intelligent partie to the aduantages of France. O Heauens! that this Treason were not;
or not I the detector.
Go with me to the Dutchesse.
If the matter of this Paper be certain, you haue
mighty businesse in hand.
True or false, it hath made thee Earle of Gloucester: seeke out where thy Father is, that hee may bee
ready for our apprehension.
If I finde him comforting the King, it will stuffe
his suspition more fully. I will perseuer in my course of
Loyalty, though the conflict be sore betweene that, and
my blood.
I will lay trust vpon thee: and thou shalt finde
a deere Father in my loue.
Heere is better then the open ayre, take it thankfully: I will peece out the comfort with what addition I
can: I will not be long from you.
All the powre of his wits, haue giuen way to his
impatience: the Gods reward your kindnesse.
Fraterretto cals me, and tells me Nero is an Angler in the Lake of Darknesse: pray Innocent, and beware
the foule Fiend.
Prythee Nunkle tell me, whether a madman be
a Gentleman, or a Yeoman.
No, he's a Yeoman, that ha's a Gentleman to
his Sonne: for hee's a mad Yeoman that sees his Sonne a
Gentleman before him.
Blesse thy fiue wits.
Then let them Anatomize Regan: See what
breeds about her heart. Is there any cause in Nature that
make these hard-hearts. You sir, I entertaine for one of
my hundred; only, I do not like the fashion of your garments. You will say they are Persian; but let them bee
chang'd.
Make no noise, make no noise, draw the Curtaines: so, so, wee'l go to Supper i'th'morning.
And Ile go to bed at noone.
Leaue him to my displeasure. Edmond, keepe
you our Sister company: the reuenges wee are bound to
take vppon your Traitorous Father, are not fit for your
beholding. Aduice the Duke where you are going, to a
most festiuate preparation: we are bound to the like. Our
Postes shall be swift, and intelligent betwixt vs. Farewell deere Sister, farewell my Lord of Glouster.
Both style, and gate; Horseway, and foot-path:
poore Tom hath bin scarr'd out of his good wits. Blesse
thee good mans sonne, from the foule Fiend.
No, they cannot touch me for crying. I am the
King himselfe.
Nature's aboue Art, in that respect. Ther's your
Presse-money. That fellow handles his bow, like a Crowkeeper: draw mee a Cloathiers yard. Looke, looke, a
Mouse: peace, peace, this peece of toasted Cheese will
doo't. There's my Gauntlet, Ile proue it on a Gyant.
Bring vp the browne Billes. O well flowne Bird: i'th'
clout, i'th'clout: Hewgh. Giue the word.
Passe.
Ha! Gonerill with a white beard? They flatter'd
me like a Dogge, and told mee I had the white hayres in
my Beard, ere the blacke ones were there. To say I, and
no, to euery thing that I said: I, and no too, was no good
Diuinity. When the raine came to wet me once, and the
winde to make me chatter: when the Thunder would not
peace at my bidding, there I found 'em, there I smelt 'em
out. Go too, they are not men o'their words; they told
me, I was euery thing: 'Tis a Lye, I am not Agu-proofe.
Let me wipe it first,
It smelles of Mortality.
I remember thine eyes well enough: dost thou
squiny at me? No, doe thy worst blinde Cupid, Ile not
loue. Reade thou this challenge, marke but the penning
of it.
Read.
Oh ho, are you there with me? No eies in your
head, nor no mony in your purse? Your eyes are in a heauy case, your purse in a light, yet you see how this world
goes.
What, art mad? A man may see how this world
goes, with no eyes. Looke with thine eares: See how
yond Iustice railes vpon yond simple theefe. Hearke in
thine eare: Change places, and handy-dandy, which is
the Iustice, which is the theefe: Thou hast seene a Farmers dogge barke at a Beggar?
And the Creature run from the Cur: there thou
might'st behold the great image of Authoritie, a Dogg's
obey'd in Office. Thou, Rascall Beadle, hold thy bloody
hand: why dost thou lash that Whore? Strip thy owne
backe, thou hotly lusts to vse her in that kind, for which
thou whip'st her. The Vsurer hangs the Cozener. Thorough tatter'd cloathes great Vices do appeare: Robes,
and Furr'd gownes hide all. Place sinnes with Gold, and
the strong Lance of Iustice, hurtlesse breakes: Arme it in
ragges, a Pigmies straw do's pierce it. None do's offend,
none, I say none, Ile able 'em; take that of me my Friend,
who haue the power to seale th'accusers lips. Get thee
glasse-eyes, and like a scuruy Politician, seeme to see the
things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now. Pull off my
Bootes: harder, harder, so.
Then there's life in't. Come, and you get it,
You shall get it by running: Sa, sa, sa, sa.
Chill not let go Zir,
Without vurther 'casion.
Good Gentleman goe your gate, and let poore
volke passe: and 'chud ha'bin zwaggerd out of my life,
'twould not ha'bin zo long as 'tis, by a vortnight. Nay,
come not neere th'old man: keepe out che vor'ye, or ice
try whither your Costard, or my Ballow be the harder;
chill be plaine with you.
Chill picke your teeth Zir: come, no matter vor
your foynes.
LEt our reciprocall vowes be remembred. You haue manie
opportunities to cut him off: if your will want not, time and
place will be fruitfully offer'd. There is nothing done. If hee
returne the Conqueror,then am I the Prisoner, and his bed, my
Gaole, from the loathed warmth whereof, deliuer me, and supply the place for your Labour.
If any man of qualitie or degree, within the lists of the Army, will maintaine vpon Edmund, supposed Earle of Gloster,
that he is a manifold Traitor, let him appeare by the third
sound of the Trumpet: he is bold in his defence.